What Would Hipster Jesus Do? app for iPhone and iPad

Remember those W.W.J.D. bracelets that were big in the early 90s? Heres an app for that 90s kid all grown up! Tap the "What Would Hipster Jesus Do?" banner and Hipster Jesus will answer you! Hipster Jesus loves everyone and everything, but especially loves craft beer, skinny jeans, fair trade loafers, vinyl, pesticide-free farmers markets and biofuel-converted scooters! Expect his responses to reflect his eco-conscious ideology!

This app is entertainingly satirical, and it not meant to be taken in a serious religious manner. Enjoy!